This 1996 Toyota Tacoma with some "merely cosmetic blemishes" was spotted in Kodiak Walmart parking lot. What appeared to be a trick louvered rear window was actually duct tape. If there is one parking lot in K-town with a potential for tailgating its probably this one. Perhaps if I showed up to Black Friday or even "Brown Saturday" on time I could do a little tailgating....why not.
1st Disclaimer: I would under no circumstances unleash this strap and drop the tailgate on this 4x4 rice burner because one would most certainly observe Shia LaBeouf and this badboy would perform a "one-way transformation" a la Megatron at the end of every Transformers movie.
2nd Disclaimer: If in fact unleashing the tailgate improved chances of Megan Fox's arrival, then disregard 1st Disclaimer.
"Rollin' in Tacoma, I could get burned
(Sound of automatic gunfire) Betta make a u-turn
Spotted this freak with immense posterior
Tryin' to roll smooth through the Hilltop area.." Sir Mix-a-Lot, 1989 My Hooptie
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